Mad-Bum Beats Ski Bums
Madison Bumgarner threw a near-perfect game vs. the Rockies, ending with a one hitter and 13 Ks. Tim Lincecum was the first one to congratulate him, saying, "I'll see you in the bullpen in two months."...
View ArticleStanton’s Face Caught In Line Of Fiers
Dot dot dot. Kicks an end table. Picks up the phone. Dial tone. No one there. Flips the TV channel. Not really watching. Picks up phone. No one there. Flips the TV channel. Stops on a special about...
View ArticleTwo StartaPalooza, Week 26: Good Night and Good Luck
So here we are, the last week of the season. If you're playing now, you're in the money game of your head-to-head league, or you're in a dog fight to pull ahead in the roto standings. I've said this...
View ArticleDraftKings – Matzek’al Mystery Tour
At the end of the year, you can look at season long stats and try to build a DK lineup and I can pretty much promise you, disappointment will follow. You see, season is all but done, bro and bro-ettes....
View ArticleBauer & Pen Almost Nolan Ryan The Astros
163 pitches, 16 Ks, 7 BBs, 1 H. That's what Nolan Ryan used to do before going to chop some wood and bulldog some steer. The only pen Ryan ever needed was to house his horses. Yesterday, that was, how...
View ArticleBlowout Sale
Imagine Gangsta Gangsta's Ice Cube singing, "With a right left, right left you toothless, and then you say goddamn they ruthless," but not coming out of Ice Cube's mouth, but out of Glass Joe's mouth...
View ArticleDraftKings: It’s Going To Be A Rocky Outing
I'm going to have to wait until at least 9pm PST to see if I am going to win anything in a big 'Guaranteed' entry. Particularly because I am going to start a lot of players in the late games. The...
View ArticleKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKluber
"Hello, this is the Liquid Paper corporate office. How may I direct your call?" "Well, I'm not sure, to be honest. I run this fantasy baseball blog and--" "You want marketing. I'll direct your call."...
View ArticleTwo Start Pitchers, Week 8: Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger!!
Sorry my loyal musicfiles, but this week I've moved on from our weekly music discussion mixed in with some fantasy baseball edu-ma-cation, to a weekly discussion of my favorite of all foods....the...
View ArticleJD And The Straight Out Of The Park Shot
You know how in 3rd grade you were able to play guitar in the school band because your mom made personal pan pizzas for the drummer and lead singer? C'mon, I know it's true, I read your autobiography....
View ArticleDraftKings: We’ve Got Busch!
Nerds Again? Yes, this is my second consecutive week with a Nerds reference, thank you for noticing. Since my Tri-Lamb recommendation went for 28 points last Monday, I figured let's keep it going...
View ArticleDraftKings: Home Is Where The Heart Is…And Taijuan’s Stats
As the season progresses, we get these lovely things called 'stats'. And with those stats, as they build and build, we get 'stabilization of stats'. But sometimes you're kinda in between and gotta...
View ArticleDraftKings: You And What Arm(y)?
Sup, readers of the Razz. Normally I lead with a pitcher call that I think is undervalued and sometimes I lead with a bat if said bat has enough to talk about with them. Don't worry, I get paid by the...
View ArticleDraftKings: Double Xtra On The L’z Please
Welcome back Y'all, I hope everyone enjoyed the All-Star break. I don't know about you, but I dread the break, then it comes and I'm actually thankful for it. I feel revived and ready for the second...
View ArticleRazznasty Dynasty League Update: The Hippo, The Bug, and The Raskal(s)
As the season begins to wind down, and the grind of the first four months feeds into the stretch run of the final two months. The contenders begin to rise to the top in Razzball's own dynasty league...
View ArticleYou Don’t Have To CarGo But You Can’t Stay Here
Yesterday, Carlos Gomez was designated for assignment. Outfielders in the tier of guys in the preseason I told you not to draft: Pence, Kemp, Gomez, Schwarber, Hanley, Corey Dickerson, Ellsbury,...
View ArticleDraftKings: Tres Zurdos
We all know Lefties do things different so I'm going to go off script today and do it like a Lefty. Instead of one featured pitcher I'm pulling a Trifecta and going with Tres Zurdos (or Three Lefties...
View ArticleThis Is 40-Man Rosters
As we always do about this time! *beat drops, Grey does the worm, Grey’s iPhone alarm goes off, time to put more money in the meter* Damn, how long was I worming for? September 1st hits and teams...
View ArticleAnother Ace In Queens Has A Jacked-Up Arm
Steven Matz is likely done for the year after hurting his shoulder again. I'm not even joking. I kinda wish I were. NY Post writer, Joel Sherman's headline, "How Terry Collins broke Matz news to...
View ArticleMI Crazy Or Did Jean Valblech Segura Go From Miserables To 20/30?
You literally can't find a middle infielder with less than 20 homers. You can't. Try it. See? This year there are more players with 20 homers than any other season in the history of baseball. Some...
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